I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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