Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
