I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You are a genius and a whore.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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