To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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