My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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