dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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