He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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