try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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