Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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