we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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