We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
