I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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