CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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