she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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