If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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