and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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