I think I just saw someone hide a body.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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