Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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