But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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