Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Found your dick twin last night
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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