whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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