found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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