Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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