i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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