I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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