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omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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