: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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