carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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