Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
