I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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