Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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