belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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