Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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