I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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