Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize
