I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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