I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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