Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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