Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
