ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Randomize
