she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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