at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I am full of burrito and curiosity
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
