So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
the raccoons are back...
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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