i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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