Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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