Non-Jews are for practice
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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