And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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