Already got asked if we're dating
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
This is the high leading the old right now
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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