Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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