chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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