There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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