yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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