remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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