i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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