I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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