The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
