What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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