Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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