"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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