Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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