Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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