Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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